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Miss Piss
Despite being a beauty queen and fashion freak, Miss Piss never made the big time. Her failures eventually sent her quite insane. She laughs at the most inappropriate moments and over the years she has developed a rather disturbing urine fetish.

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Skidmark Rose
Due to the massive amount of plant matter she consumes, Rose often has excess gas that results in numerous butt burps and unfortunate underwear accidents.

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Fido's Friend
Fido loves to frollick in the park and play new games with his friend.

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Wanker T. Banker
What a total wanker! He'll lure you in with sweet talk and mesmerize you with meaningless words and phrases. But beware, you will become his slave. Not even the shirt on your back will be safe.

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Judge Vito
This Judge's form of justice is swift, decisive and has absolutely nothing to do with the facts of the case. Judge Vito bases his decisions on the opinions expressed on the nightly news. If that fails he flips a coin.

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Chef Shitwich
Creator of the world reknown Shitwich, the Chef continues to delight his fans with creations such as the "Hamster Cheese" and the "Mexi-Dog" Shitwiches. His latest concept is the "Cat's Meow"; a double cat shit pattie with corn, carrot and tomato skin.

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Chocolate Star
Circus Dancing Bear turned Go-Go Dancer, Chocolate Star is the main attraction at Vulgarville's premier titty bar, "The Squeeze". Chocolate Star's main act includes the mesmerizing "Ping-Pong" and "Jackpot".

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Pimple Puss
Pimple Puss holds the world record for the worst case of acne. Any movement, however slight, results in an explosion of puss that fills the air with the most digusting smell. The pimples on his face will even burst when he smiles.

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Lucky Pup
The length and remarkable flexibilty of Pup's spine have made him his own best friend! Most dogs can lick their own genitalia. Pup uses his as a back scratcher.

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Cecil Slither
On paper Cecil Slither is a lawyer. In reality he is a con-man supreme. He has mastered the art of placing himself between opposing parties. Criminals on the left, victims on the right and Cecil in the middle making a fat wadge of cash out of both of them.

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Crafty Carl
As head of a major corporation, Crafty Carl has destroyed more lives than anyone in Vulgarville. Despite pilfering pension funds, stealing profits and falsifying company statements, Carl has never been prosecuted.

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Gobstopper
Gobstopper has discovered his own version of everlasting candy. But is it his lollipop or somebody elses?

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Broadcast Bruce
Bruce will stop at nothing to get the big scoop. His reporting is unfair and thoroughly unbalanced. His goal is stardom and high ratings and the truth be damned.

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Chuck Chunks
Chuck controls his alcohol intake with periodic vomiting every ten pints or so. Despite being allergic to carrots and tomatoes they are always present in his spew. Chuck did discover how this happens but tragically he can't remember.

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Miss Contagious
Visit Miss Contagious for a good time at a very reasonable price. She will stir your carnal cravings and fulfil your every sordid whim. A full body condom is not supplied but is highly recommended. She has diseases they don't have names for yet.

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Lenny the Log
Everybody's favorite, Lenny the Log is the shit that hits the bowl in a single, clean plop. He falls like a scoop of ice-cream and takes less time to do than a piss. Lenny makes the decade worthwhile. He is truly the king of turds.

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The Fellatiator
Nobody knows when The Fellatiator will strike next. He has been terrifying the residents of Vulgarville with suprise blow jobs for years. Oddly, nobody has ever pressed charges and The Fellatiator remains at large to this day.

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Dick Dirt Digger
No depth of depravity is too low for Dick Dirt Digger. He will do anything to anyone to get the dirt on unsuspecting celebrities. In the absence of facts, Dick will simply make up his own story. Ironically, his fiction is never as disturbing as the truth.

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Puppy Glove Pete
It's difficult to understand the motives of this drooling pervert. Are his hands cold or is he just looking for something up there. No pooch is safe from his unpredictable assaults.

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Happy Beaver
This giddy little fellow has discovered the same sex toy that frustrated housewives have known about for years. On wash days he is the happiest beaver on the block. Just pray he doesn't run out of quarters.

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